Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop! The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Remember, cerebral palsy does not affect a persons ability to have children. That singers voice sounds like its on helium. Yowza! In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! Those dollop for daisy commercials which are always so over the top. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. . Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. Gotta make that money! And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. But good for him. I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. How long do people live with cerebral palsy? R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. I cant understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? I esp. Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! Build a Bright Future With Us. That's what I pay attention to. Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. Comedy Central. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. Any commercial that uses Ill Take You There, Walking On Sunshine, or the Carmen Overture. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Best of the Super Bowl ads? It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. Some features on this site require registration. You've never been in my fucking daydream. What an obnoxious brat. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. What a whiny old fuck she is. She must be a millionaire. Odd commercial. There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. All rights reserved. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. For children ages 3-4. I think its humania. If I had a gun . R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. Twelve??? Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. . That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. That Ripple? *, [italic]*Your results may vary. Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck? The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Ask the Colgate Chatbot. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". First of all that comment was posted..well its literally the 24th comment and youre so offended by the Byron Allen comparison you had to post all these threads later? This is what we've sunk to? I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. I'm the cute one now. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. Colgate Smile. That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. View Products. The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing.they look like they're having seizures. "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!". Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. YES. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? Bleh. That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. She needs slapped off of TV! So over that! The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. Thats really digging. The rest of him more than makes up for it. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Mmmmmm.sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. The Pharma commercials are taking over the airwaves. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. ALL those ads are really annoying. Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. and my name is Szaz. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . So amazing. Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. How does this work? I'm tired of the ads for Untuckit.com, featuring the founder of the company acting as if his decision to create shirts designed to be worn untucked was a stunning breakthrough and a gift to mankind akin to curing cancer. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. Thank God for Target! WTF? Some people in advertising never finished high school. Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. Or, just Kevin Hart. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). . Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Arm and Hammer Dental Care Advance Cleaning Mint Toothpaste w/Baking Soda. The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. Is it supposed to be funny? "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. Discover life at Colgate. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting. Bupkis. Colgate Kids. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast. Oh, please. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. "How Do You Like Me Now?" I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . There are so many stupid commercials on television but the one you are running with the two children, one who appears to be visually impaired & wearing glasses sits down on the school buss & smiles. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. Is there a point? Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. He also bragged that he's in college. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. They are the perfect annoying couple. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. The one where the guys shopping for milk and this little boy in back keeps insisting his ripple milk is best alternative to actual milk. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. I have to mute the tv. I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. Humbug! Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Bad PR so to speak . The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. haunts my dreams. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. ^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor.". Couldn't they find someone who was believable? The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating. Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots? What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! So again hes alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. Fuck! Then sit there for a little while. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Toms of Maine Natural Anticavity Fluoride Toothpaste. Colgate Oral Care Center. Where are these commercials being shown? Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. Developmental delays. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. Just beyond wrong! Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? Can't stand it! Scary. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting? [51] You beat me to it. I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. You might as well leave the TV on mute. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! His megaphone, for calling people's attention to his business, was tied to a thin rope and on his chest. (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. So I work work work every day. He has his eyes closed. X50. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. News & Info about TV Spots from all around the world. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. Abnormal muscle tone. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. R95, don't forget Starbucks. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. "So we're dancing now? Lil' Nas has great delivery. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. Is the guy Bubba Watson? R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. The fucking NetSpend ad. r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? WTF? The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? R416. . R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. Shes an icon for over ten years. - they must be throwing millions at them. I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying go gluten free! First of all she doesnt look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson. Colgate (toothpaste). I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. I worked in advertising 30 years. ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. 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